>>15485811Uh, well, I think the idea of an egg sandwich is nice, I really like sandwiched hard-boiled eggs myself, although I prefer scrambled, but, still really good, but, uh, what makes it a salad? I don't see anything in there that could make it a salad, but, whatever, yeah, the idea is okay, but, there's just huge problems with it, this thing isn't actually eatable, like, what a waste. I'll get to it, but, first, I've had that kind of bread before, like once in my life, and it just wasn't very good, I think I talked about it before, I don't think it'd do good for an egg sandwich, or really for anything at all, I like the bread that we have here way more. But, doesn't matter. The big problem is, just, look at that thing, it's simply not gonna function. There's parts falling out already without him picking it up or anything. The second you bite down on that thing, egg parts are just gonna start falling out everywhere, especially the whites, or, let alone biting down, the second you pick it up, look at the bread on the top, once you pick it up and squeeze that, all the whites on the side are just gonna fall out onto the floor or whatever, some yolk too, I bet. And, that's only the sides. Once you take a bite, there's just gonna be that huge chunk out of the front, there, I'm guessing even more egg parts are gonna fall thereby it's creation. Like, maybe you could get it to work, if you took all the white parts out beforehand? Which, would make the sandwich better too, to be honest, egg whites just suck. But, even after that, there's still gonna be parts falling around and making a mess, I'm sure. I guess what you could do is eat it over a piece of paper, but, it'd really be sucky to eat a sandwich that has stuff constantly falling out of it, you know? This thing is just really poorly made out. Oh, and, it's also way too big, or tall, more so, like, oh, yeah, once you gape your mouth open and take a bite out of that thing, it's gonna be such a mess, wo-Part 1.
