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in the capital markets, traders and portfolio managers use leading indicators to get clues as to what the economy will look like in the future. in similar fashion, i’ve developed leading indicators as to whether a girl will get fat within the next 5 years:
1. how fat her mom is
2. flabby biceps and triceps
3. cankles
4. early formation of cellulite on the hamstrings
5. big boned
6. she is already “thicc” now
7. the possession of a refridgerator-shaped body. fridge mode
8. takes photos of her food and posts it on instagram frequently
9. if she has fat friends
10. likes to drink alcohol often
11. she never played a sport growing up. playing softball doesn’t count
