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ok guys so get this i had a dream recently and i posted about this in some random assholes thread but thats not important im going to tell you again anyways ok so my dream was that i had a hamster and his name was jordan and he was cool but several days had passed (in my dream) and i had forgotten to feed him and give him water so i was freaking out and i left my friends house to go back to my hamster only to find out that he was totally fine just a little annoyed i hadnt hung out with him in a while but then when i was sleeping (in my dream still) he snuck out of the cage and my cat got pissed off at him and fucking killed him and ate him and then i woke up (in my dream because at this point the real me is still asleep) and i am freaking out because my fucking faggot cat ate my hamster but then my cat assured me everything was fine and that nobody would miss him so i felt a little bit better about that and then my real cat started scratching on my door and that woke me up in real life and then all of a sudden i was like hey wait a minute i dont have a hamster and i have never had a hamster and i wouldnt have named him jordan wtf but also i dont think my cat has eaten a hamster and another thing my cat wouldnt be able to tell me in plain english that everything was fine so whats the deal with that what a strange dream guys what do you think about this entire situation and maybe even my dream too
