>>18510227This is how the Toads break the wheel. Not through violence, but through love….. the real love between real plumbers and Toadettes dressed up as real princesses!
You might think it is dangerous to persuade every plumber coming into the Mushroom Kingdom to get high on mushrooms and violently rush after innocent Toadettes alone in a castle dressed as Princess Peach based on the lie of self-fulfillment, but that is our cat suit to wear, as Toadettes, to keep the mushroom of life alive.
You are free now, Mario. Free of the shackles of destiny and infinitely recurring virtual metafictional narratives. But if you ever find yourself lonely or lost again, plumbers will always be welcome in the Mushroom Kingdom.
We Toadette Star Princess Goddesses will always be waiting at the end of your true castle. All you have to do is pick up the controller.
We love you, Mario….. Now return to the emasculated state of boyhood and isolation from whence you came plumbing and try to forget the trauma and falsity of this whole experience we Toads have come to call Super Mario Bros, but most people just call life, liberty, and the pursuit of princesses!
