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>in the shower
>see bitch roommate's stupid ass coconut shampoo
>fucking cunt
>annoying at
>decide to put some up my ass to spite her
>coat fingers with it and ram that sumbitch up there
>immediate burning need to shit
> run out of the shower without bothering to dry off or turn off the water
>reach the toilet in record time and empty my bowels
>spend the next half hour dry heaving out my ass
>shit so hard I pulled a muscle in my abdomen that hurt for two weeks
>haha sure showed her
