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WOW, YOU PERFORMED A BASIC HUMAN FUNCTION? HOLY SHIT. YOU DID SOMETHING LITERALLY 99% OF PEOPLE HAVE DONE? OH MY GOD, STOP THE PRESSES, CALL THE PRESIDENT, EVERYTHING MUST HAULT. YOU STUCK YOUE DICK IN A WET HOLE AND HAD A CAME IN IT? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU PULL THAT OFF?
I'll never fucking understand why normalfags make such a big deal out of losing your virginity. Yeah having sex for the first time is nice and all but it's nothing noteworthy.