A video surfaces online of someone who looks to be a high school kid in front of a curtain holding a microphone.
>Kid: T-tonight we've got a lot of action for you deviants and revolutionaries out there? >Um... You might could say it's action packed!>Later tonight you'll see a lot of action as our Rulebreaker Champion Kasey Cadence puts her belt on the line against my guest at this time, Sa- er, Dollface!Sapphire enters the frame as she grabs the mic from the kids hand
>Df: Don't get a job in entertainment kid, you don't have the chops to cut a promo in front of the camera.She turns towards the camera
>Kasey Cadence, yet another wanna-be who thinks they have what it takes to hang in the ring with someone who's not only been in the ring with the best, but managed the best. One of those happens to be someone who's a very near and dear friend to me, one Nikki Kade. >If her sister knew my opponent tonight weren't even trying to hide the fact they're knocking off her whole shtick, she'd catch over 20 bat shots to the head followed by a Kade Krusher. >In fact, I think my opponent tonight even uses a knockoff version of that very move. As someone who's seen it up close, maybe I'll even show her how it's done for real.The kid leans in to the microphone
>Kid: Um... I can't help but noticed you look a lot more, uhm, swole than the last time we saw you?>W-what's your secret?Sapphire looks at the kid then at the camera with a look on her face that just spells out the question on her mind: Really?
>Df: Look, kid, I've got a lot of free time now that I'm no longer working for the Prince of Pasta. I spend the vast majority of it in gyms that aren't attached to High Schools like yours. >I've put a lot of work into this figure, even earlier today. But you know what they say, all work and no play makes Dollface a dull girl, and that means tonight...>IT'S PLAYTIME, FOLKS!Later that night after the promo video trends on Waifutube:
https://youtu.be/Ci-PiZK-R1w 