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>Beach Mites
God I fucking hate beach mites.
>Be me, 2015
>First time looking ripped since high school
>Bring my towel (a 600 gsm bamboo towel) and a book to read while I tan after I swim
>Go swimming, hang out with a friend and after a while hit on beach QT's
>Me and one girl hit it off, friendo leaves
>Girl and I roughhouse in the water
>At this point I'm just throwing her around while she can't resist
>Finally get tired
>Ask if she wants to go make out somewhere on the beach
>Grab my towel so we can lay on it
>Beach mites have eaten the fibers out of my towel
>TFW beach mites turned my 600 gsm towel to barely 350 gsm
>Girl is disgusted by my shitty towel, calls me a creep and leaves
>Oh well, at least I still have my book to read
>Fucking beach mites ate the glue that bound the pages to the spine
>Fucking beach mites
Pic related, it's what my old towel used to be
