>>5986979>be australian degenerate>entire continent is a monarchy>be born with shitty accent>go outside>get bitten by deadly spider>place is fucking deserted so no hospitals>have to call a helicopter to take you to the nearest ambulance, 200+ miles away>pay 100.000$ bill>be australian>emu infestation starts>declare war>too poor to afford more than 10.000 bullets for guns>lose war>to fucking birds>A. FUCKING. BIRD.haahhahahahahah lmao at your life shitstraya
