>>20553068I send this to my employees with fat wives all the time. I love fucking with them about their whale wives, always offering to take them to the gym, give them free gym memberships, diet program etc...
I'm "kind of fat" and have a smoking hot wife. My wife is kind of a slut though, so I have her tagged. I also made her sign a bunch of civil contracts before marrying her, like that I can sue her for emotional distress, financial sabatoge, that I can put a line on any property she has to recover any of my assets in the event of a divorce or infidelity etc..