>>19542394Unable to sustain the act any longer Priscilla laughs
>I mean, come on…Priscilla deepens her voice, imitating Ash
>’I was asked to wrestle a short sprint of a match to get new talent over.’Priscilla shakes her head
>What? You almost sounded like one of those conspiracy theorists on the dark corners of Tweetsta that think this is all scripted, that we’re all actors, that we’re not putting our bodies on the line in all out combat every time we step into the ring, but instead trying to ‘protect’ each other and ‘get talent over.’>I’m talking ‘people’, and I use that word loosely, that think it’s all sunshine and roses backstage between us, that the wrestlers going to war on TV aren’t really enemies. >The sort that think me and you are BFFs, that Sola’s punch didn’t actually reinjure Amy’s eye, that Carmody and Nikki don’t hate each other’s guts and all the tension between them is actually because they’re secretly sleeping together. >That kind of crazy shit.>Here’s what happened to you in The Divine Trials. You got your ass kicked, like you often do. But from your words, I’m left with three possible conclusions about youShe raises a finger for each point
>One, you’re either admitting to disgracing yourself and our sport by throwing a fight. >Two, you’re playing to the ‘wrestling is fake’ neckbeards and coping with your failure by trying to sell your defeat as some kind of noble act>Or three, you picked up so many concussions over the years while taking on an ill advised schedule, that you’re a little confused in the head and you now find yourself in the very unfortunate position of the wrestler who thinks wrestling is fake in a world where it’s very real. Priscilla smirks
>What do you think, viewers? I’d bet on option Two because Ash, you sure sounded like you understood what wrestling is all about when you talked about the B1>But Three certainly would be the funniest. And it would explain A LOT about why dojo girls do so poorly. 