>>10885048why didn't you just link the post lmao. that dad sounds based.
anyway, i guess the stuff i see on instagram is curated, because generally they've been pretty reasonable in these man vs. woman situations in the posts i've seen. there have been a few notable exceptions that made me chuckle, but generally i definitely went in expecting to see the exact thing you're describing and was disappointed i didn't get it.
multifandom here to support april, i'll take my uptoots now.