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>decided to try corned beef i keep seeing at store
>open can and attempt to cut with my trusty spam slicer
>mfw corned beef is too strong and breaks beloved slicer
>i will never have perfectly sliced spam again
>i will never experience the joy of slicing my spam perfectly again
>the corned beef jews tricked me into slicing spam unevenly forever
corned beef is now my enemy