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>>Be me last night, alseep
>>Dreaming about sitting on the toilet for some reason
>>Taking a big dump
>>Suddenly hear a noise coming from behind me
>>Turn around and see a small ghost hovering in the corner
>>It stares at me with a mischievous look in its eyes
>>Start to freak out, but before I can do anything, the ghost starts to laugh
>>It says "You have the power of poo!"
>>My heart is racing, but I can't help but feel a strange sense of power
>>I take a deep breath and let out the biggest and most satisfying shit of my life
>>The room is filled with the smell of success
>>The ghost floats away, leaving me with a feeling of accomplishment and pride
>>I wake up
>>There's shit all in my pants and on the bed
