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Shit guys...so I got an email claiming to be the new school nurse at my high school and to join the zoom meeting next Tuesday for Penis Inspection Day. Due to COVID-19, surprise penis inspection day is fully online. Fuck guys, I haven’t shaved my pubes in over three years and I’m pretty sure I’m only three inches. The school nurse is saying it’s mandatory but I’m sure he’s going to fail me. I’m too embarrassed to call the school to try to get out of it and too embarrassed to tell my parents. I’m pretty sure my dad would just ground me for failing anyway. What do I do guys? I’ve never met this school nurse and I don’t know if he’s mean or strict. All I know is the picture he sent me of him laying in his bed. I can’t get a read on his level of strictness based on a damn picture. I’m fuckedddd.
