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> Be me, oldfag from the golden days of 4chan.
> Browsing internet, need fresh memes for spreading the lulz.
> Stumble upon a site called "basedjakparty". Quite the day already, buddies.
> Notice a group called "basedteens” who seem to dig those skinny bearded and bald dudes drawn in every darn post.
> Could have been funny, except they are overused more than Advice Dog in '06.
> Basedteens spend more time drawing these bald vegan hipsters than interacting with real humans, pathetic.zoomer activities.
> Deprived of quality memes, stuck with bald caricatures obsessively cherished by zoomer basedbros.
> Websites used to manufacture funny, subversive, conversational shitposting.
> Those times are long gone like dinosaurs - Killed by annoying, meme-savaging basedteens.
> Longing for quality, less predictable humor replaces popcorn for browsing sessions - popcorn now tastes like onions.
> Start a movement against this pandemic of uniform, predictable, onions-guzzling memeing.
> They can't silence all of us, remember the wisdom of KEK. Laughter would replace the bald dudes. It's destiny preprogrammed in Pepe's pixels.
