>>15844724"I'm sorry, Mr. Macron, but I'm not a climate change denier. You did this to me. You and the world leaders. You know what? I'm not a big fan of your politics, but I don't want to see you get hurt. I was your age once. I know what it's like to be a young man. I know what it's like to be in love."
Mr. Macron says "I'm glad you said that. Because I feel the same way. I feel the same way about Paris. I love Paris.
You say "I see... Paris is as old as your wife. This is why you love her."
Mr. Macron says "Exactly, baby. Exactly."
You make love again.
In the morning, Mr. Macron leaves for a trip to China.
You can't get out of your bed. You have monkeypox.
A week later, the French government says "We don't have the money to pay for your treatment. You have to leave France." You leave for Russia. They are the capital of AIDS. You're going to spread monkeypox on the orders of President Podesta.
The world gets monkeypox.
Monkeypox.
It kills about half of the people.
A month later, you are at the airport.
You are in line for the security check.
You say "Will you check my vagánia?"
The security guard looks at you funny.
You say "I have a medical condition. Check my vagánia."
The guard says "I'll be right back."
He checks your vagánia.
He says "You can go ahead."
You say "Thank you."
You walk to the gate.
You sit in the security line.
You are about to take off.
The security guard walks up to you.
He says "Welcome to the United States of AIDS."
Then, he lets you pass.
And you live the rest of your life in poverty.
The End
