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>be me
>driving to corner store at 3 am
>there's a friendly pretty woman there
>I make eye contact with her, we smile at each other
>as im getting into my car, she calls to me
>"hey, i know this is random, but do you smoke weed?"
>"uhh... yeah?"
>"you wanna get high?"
>"yes, yes very much"
>as im driving back to my house, I ask her if she's a cop or got a wire
>she says no and flashes her tits at me, they are great
>she asks me the same and I tell her no, and I lift my shirt up
>she grabs my dick instead
>"well, I'm getting my dick sucked tonight"
>"considering I was just looking to cheat on my husband for accidentally locking me out, yes, yes you are"
>the bitch proceeds to gobble my dick up
>as I'm cumming in her mouth, I laugh as I think about all you faggots who can't even get a woman to smile at you cause you're too worried about being a racist Trump supporter
Just. Have. Sex.
It's that easy.
