>>19458317BI, you should drop everything and go to uni for engineering or comp sci, pursue internships at places like D.E. Shaw or Jane Street, then get a return offer for a full-time position, finish your degree, and you'll be a quant with a cool salary. Maybe Josie will acknowledge you then, Tay would certainly start respecting you. Then with your lucrative income, you could buy an actual house, and then get a wife and have kids. Wouldn't that be so cool? You're certainly capable, right? Everyone ITT will respect greatly if you stop being a stupid helpdesk monkey. You'd be so cool
