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GOLDEN AXE!
>side scroller beat-em-up
>Death Adder has stolen the Golden Axe and using its power, has invaded the kingdom of Firewood
>enemies include orcs, skeletons, lizard folk
>steeds of dragons and behemoths of lore
>White chad hacking and slashing his way through the land
>Hot fiery mynx female character not usurping the role of leader or making the lead character look foolish; holds her own and is able to fight valiantly
>dwarf bro bringing the pain in lighting spells
>BANGING soundtrack
>bodies and physiques of the heroes are of top physical form and aesthetically pleasing in stylish 16-bit graphics
>asshole thieves trying tos teal your potions get dealt with inbetween levels
>the land must be swept clean of undead and unclean degenerates with righteous vengeance and furious anger through the sword and the blade and the iron will of the player
