>>7392911Masterfully, I instead placed a sheet of paper from my binder between us, blocking the kiss. After quickly assessing the situation, I give the boy a pat on the shoulder.
"You know, you shouldn't hang around guys who tell you to give away precious things like a kiss on a whim, " I said while crumbling the sheet in hand. "Why don't you hang out with me instead? I'll help you get a girlfriend and teach you to get respect from your peers."