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>me, in a pub up north>nude skimpy's doing the shift, ropey looking girly>she keeps scratching he muff>ask for a middie of teds>she's having a gud ole rummage around down there>grabs a glass with he fingers on the inside of the rim, starts to pour>more head that the first night the fleets in at a knock shop>I ask her to wash her hands and pour a decent fucking beerDefo not silver service. or HACCP.