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ITT: country greentexts
I'll start
>be Russian
>wake up to sound of teenagers beating some homeless man to death
>rinse the vomit out of my mouth with vodka
>go to closet, pick out which tracksuit I want to wear
>walk outside
>wave to neighbor
>he waves back before his roof collapses killing him
>get in car to go to work
>car won’t start have to walk
>witness 3 fatal accidents on way to work
>thankgodfordashcams.jpg
>get to work
>finish work
>walk home
>almost get killed by some guy drinking and driving
>get to my apartment
>see a 3 year old smoking outside
>hfw I steal his cigarettes
>get inside
>drink until I pass out
>mfw they accidentally demolish my apartment building instead of the abandoned building nextdoor
>at least I’m not ukranian
