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>be me
>have to piss really badly
>cat follows me to bathroom
>cat starts meowing at me
>I open the toilet
>cat jumps halfway into the toilet bowl
>cat starts drinking toilet water
>pull cat out of toilet bowl and place him on the floor
>unzip pants
>cat jumps into toilet bowl again
>place cat on bathroom counter this time
>start pissing
>cat jumps into toilet bowl while I’m pissing
>cat’s head is immediately soaked with piss
>continue pissing on cat
>cat’s body is covered in piss
>continue pissing on cat
>cat looks at me with an expression of shock and horror
>he brought this on himself
>continue pissing on cat
>cat finally jumps out of toilet bowl
>cat gives me a look of disgust
>out of pity I dry cat off with a towel
>flush toilet and go to bed
>mfw I pissed on my cat
>mfw nearly the exact same thing happened about 3 months later
