>>17047002Where is you poke them with it?
>in da restaurantThat’s not what i meant. Teehee hee hee.
Sooo… lets all talk about me.
I already told /pol about this i had jetlag bad, still got it really. Was in the supermarket and had got my groceries and pic related chick, I’ve seen her looking and getting a gasp on before, she was working behind the cig counter. I picked up 5 x vape juice things and i had my arms full of groceries, had my ear pods in with a wire which i do so people get the message
>don’t speak to meI don’t know if anything was on but the pods were in. Had a leather & fur ear flap hat on and my hood pulled up over the top. And this chick who is just like pic related - the purple is on one side of her neck and she seems lame or something she doesn’t move right, garbled something at me i think it was
>have you got enough (lol?) Meaning the vape juices.
And i was fuggin tired i just said
>what? And she looked embarrassed and looked down stiffly and rang the purchases up and i left. I got outside. Put my shit down to get a pastry out and thought.
>no way, she was hitting on me and that was cruel as fuck.Felt hecking terrible. It was just i was tired. I mean muh. She’s kind of deformed and shit and so i felt bad all night because when you are exhausted it does strange things to your mind.
I’m banned from two supermarkets here and no way did i realise it was valantines day today AND i don’t know her name BUT if all those things were different and i was a better person i just thought I could have sent her a valantines card and then just never gone to that supermarket again. I wouldn’t even mind having a dinner with her out of guilt. Am i too soft or just a hecking nice guy? It’s not like i’ll ever do any of those things but muh. I would if i could be arsed more.
Anyway i bet she’d feel better if i poked her in her deformed neck with a crab claw, bet nobodies ever poked her like that before, oh well too late.