>>1526651these look beautiful desu
>>1526652>99% of them are way the fuck out of the way in the middle of bumfuck nowhere>the nicest ones are in fucking Queensland of all places>you have to swim inside a net so you don't get eaten by a literal dinosaur>the handful of beaches that are both accessible and croc free are overcrowded as fuck (literally among the most crowded beaches in the entire world)>pic related, bondi on a regular tuesday afternoonAustralians are adept in the art of denial