>>1708397Ok I've got: We convince Ifags that the reason for random crashes on their phone is that the sun will occasionally give out a mass coronal ejections triggering an EMP that temporarily shuts the phone down.
To prevent this, we tell them to buy a magnet sheet with adhesive, tell them to cut out a peice that will not block things like the camera, charging port, audio jack (if there is one.) And tell them to adhere the sheet to their phone, telling them it will block EMP'S that will crash their phone. Depending how strong the magnet is, their phone will brick in any amount of time.