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family guy house establishing shot
>intro jingle plays
inside; peter on couch
>We now return to Basedduels of /bant/: Random Anime Transportation Torrets
closeup of show on tv
>I think you're stupid
>>I think you're stupid
>>>I think you're stupid
peter talking to himself under breath
>So... are they just broadcasting reruns now or...
doorbell rings
>aww shweet, that must be my fumos
open door
>NO FRIGGIN WAY, IT'S SÖYJAK!
>Hey Peter, I was just in Quahog for the Jefre-Cantu Ledesma concert and I thought, hey, why don't I drop by and visit
>Well come the hell on in ꜱoyjak. Hey, can you do that one thing
>Aw come on Peter you know I don't do that anymore
>come on... for old time's sake
>Well, okay... *changes voice* YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS YOU WILL TAKE THE MARK OF THE BEAST VACCINE
>tehehehehe
lois enters from right
>Oh hey lois I'd like you to meet Basedjak, he's an old friend of mine
>No way, absolutely not. I'm not having you drag in another friend of yours in front of the kids, not after last time with that new zealander who wouldn't shut up about wanting to have sex with brown girls
>Aw come on Lois, you're acting more negative than a canadian guy watching my little pony
cutaway to ponies talking
>pony #1: Everything is perfect now that our magical kingdom runs on rainbows!
>pony #2: I think we should be friends forever
>pony #3: Yeah friendship!
bloodstained fuming mustache man cuts away foilage from behind and enters scene
>DIE DIE DIE BLEED!!! *cuts down ponies in horrifying gore* YOU WILL BE FUCKING KILLED! *tosses grenade* FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AAAAAAAH *guns down ponies* THE OUTBACK WILL BE FUCKING NUKED! I FUCKING HATE MY LITTLE PONY
