>>13660399What's the difference between a Swede and a mosquito?
Mosquitos are only annoying in the Summer.
There were a group of people on a Finnish tour-bus. The guide asked if anyone could tell a joke, and a young guy said he knew a good Swedish joke.
From the back of the bus a woman called "No, don't do that. I'm Swedish!"
The guy looked at her and said, "It's okay, I'll explain it to you afterwards."
An American, a Swede, and a Finn are riding in the same compartment in a train. The American takes out a pack of cigarettes, offers one to the others, and then throws the rest of the pack out the window.
“What did you do that for?” exclaim both the Swede and the Finn.
“Ah, in America we have so many cigarettes…,” replies the American.
After a while the Swede takes out a bottle of vodka, offers it all around, and then throws the rest of the vodka out the window.
“What did you do that for?” ask the American and the Finn
“Oh, in Sweden, we have so much vodka…,” replies the Swede.
Time goes by, and the Finn sits in deep thought, frustrated.
Finally he throws the Swede out the window.
