>>10615811Damn it, lately I have been thinking about some similar things, about the warmth of the bed and all that. Though it's hard to imagine something one hasn't experienced before.
What do you mean everyone wants proof of you going to uni?
>my trips did nothing wrongAnd how exactly would you post your guts here? You'd be dead long before you even took a photo of them.
>I'm sure you can find a PDF somewhereThat sounds a lot more plausible. You said that it's supposed to be a caricature of modern Croatian youth. Are most of them like that? Ostracised shut-ins, I mean.
>why'd you spend that much money on fleshlights?I would have visited a prostitute in your place. If you want it so badly then you might as well just get it over with, and at least you'd get the real experience. Also aren't prostitutes experts at this? One should be able to make it feel better than a regular woman would.
>>10615855The numbers don't lie, Mommy Mono. The numbers don't lie.