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>yesterday night swing by grocery store
>i brought list but apparently i wrote it wrong
>need eggs, milk, potatoes, onion
>i must have forgot to write cream
>buy cream also
>get home to find I just opened a new cream carton the previous day so now I have two litres of 18% cream
I have failed. I will not be able to use all of this cream before it spoils. I could hire a woman to drink it and/or pour it all over herself but that is really not my fetish. I don't know.
