>>19545955Wow, were you eating prunes? If not, keep an eye on things. I've heard there are spiders down under that can give you a bite that causes you to poop yourself inside out and only a kiss from the Kangaroo Princess can fix it.
>>19544166Yes luckily this only happened a couple times. Mostly I just get the red paint stripe on the top. The big blowouts though were quite alarming and helped me understand the miracle of childbirth and why many women now opt for C-sections. Picture is me seeing all the blood on my hand after wiping and being mildly alarmed.
