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A video of someone very strange appears on Tweetstagram with all of the WWA promotional tags attached to it. There's a young woman in a knight's helmet and some sort of ring gear, sitting near a counter with a plate of tacos on it.
>"Greetings, fellow combatants in the Waifu Wrestling Alliance, and to all noble interlocutors among the WWA Galaxy! Today, a new gallant joins the fray: I am SHEE6, a valiant wrestling knight, here to test mine skill and courage among the worthies of this fine wrestling promotion. Upon my honor, I pledge to partake in every epic contest of grappling with the same high spirits and gusto with which I would indulge in mine favorite delicacy: tacos. And that, dear interlocutors, is a bold statement, for tacos are a gastronomical delight unparalleled in mine eyes, mine mouth, or mine belly for their zesty and indulgent blend of flavors and textures. Truly, they represent the pinnacle of culinary culture..... just as I, SHEE6, shall endeavor to represent the pinnacle of this sport of goddesses and queens known as professional wrestling."
>"So consider yourselves, brave grapplers. Rumors have reached mine ears of 'mystery challenges' and of soldiers of fortune searching for their next conquest. These challenges shall NOT go unanswered while I am equipped to take the field! Be assured, sweet interlocutors, that you will be entertained by mine athletic prowess and mine noble and whimsical spirit as I show mineself in the weeks to come. And to mine noble opposition, I offer only this heartfelt visual plea that you approach me with courage and readiness, for mine appetite for victory is excelled only by mine appetite for tacos!"
Just before the video ends, SHEE6 grabs a taco from the plate and takes a big bite of it, and her eyes glaze over with delight as she begins to eat.
