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> Get kicked out of Britain for being Vanilla ISIS puritanfags
> Land in Murka, fail at farming because shitlords
> Natives offer welfare turkey
> Eat natives, pardon turkey
> Invent tobacco farming because cancer
> Kidnap millions of Africans, demand muh freedoms from oppressive tax on slave-owners
> Have civil war over whether industrialisation or whips is better economic model
> Import French statue of Lady Liberty, demand tits covered because puritanfags
> Show up at end of WWI, wave flags
> Ban alcohol because puritanfags
> Arm Hitler
> Go to war with Japan
> Keep arming Hitler
> Go to war with Hitler
> Still keep arming Hitler
> Finally stop arming Hitler when Stalin defeats him, wave flags
> Decide industrialisation was shit idea, give it to China
> Invent Jersey Shore
> Invent Orange Is The New Black
> Become totally obsessed with orange people for some reason
> Hand entire economy to most visibly insane orange person
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