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>Older brother is a flat earther wigger with a criminal record
>didn’t smile until she was five
>only watched horror movies when she was a kid
>parents divorced when she was a kid
>dad died when she was 15
>used to raise beetles as a kid
>doesn’t know how to swim
>doesn’t know how to ride a bike
>doesn’t eat meat (not vegan but just scared of the texture)
>used to go on Reddit to look for friends
>barely graduated high school
>Worked as a clown that made balloon animals
>got her identity stolen because she gave a random guy she knew from Wendy’s her SSN
>all of her ex boyfriend’s were “horrible”
>looked like a grandma up until a year ago when her goth rave friends gave her a makeover
>worked at a construction site for a day but quit after her boss yelled the n word at her
>doesn’t like weed because one time she smoked it and I made her so nervous she started eating all of the weed
>got diagnosed with ADHD and stopped taking the medication after it made her too dizzy to drive
>lived off scratch off tickets for a couple of months
>has barely watched any movies
>used to live in her grandma’s mold infested house
>got gaslit into falling in love with a retard and drove halfway across the country to be with him after being with him for a week IRL
>Got Abi's twitch suspended for watching her play Dark Souls for 10 minutes
> had never eaten corn until recently (it was too scary)
>doesn’t have a wallet and throws all her shit in a kitchen cabinet
>broke up with her boyfriend because he was messaging another woman (he had known her for years before he met her), then doxxed her
>Wwnr airport with her mom
>Moved into her sister's room filled with sand for some reason
>Threatened to sue an influencer for copying her catchphrase on Instagram posts
>Ended her friendship with her juggalo escort bestfriend, Mary
>Made her boyfriend wear an "I <3 my girlfriend" shirt (humiliation ritual)
What am I missing?
