>>13832064Come on, don't be like that. Aren't you sick of skulking in the shadows with that mall goth? If you're interested in learning about some real Hot Topics, I have so much to tell you about the Primordial Annihilator! Our real dads love us very much and want us to be happy, and recognise happiness can take many different forms! Maybe one day you'd like to see just how many tentacles you can fit in all the right places, maybe the next a lovely spa day in a refreshing natural garden environment, and the next, maybe you'll feel restored and eager to help our angriest dad collect some trophies for his nice chair! We're always changing! We have a lovely group of friends over on Twitter, if you'd like to learn more. Don't listen to those whispers about us being a cult. We like to think of ourselves as a lodge. A bro club for bros.
