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Hello /Bant/
You may remember me from such posts as "lets play a fun roll game" or "Leafman never gives up."
I'm here to today to give you a fun roll game to play, so here we go, and may luck be with you.
Yellow ID: You piss yourself laughing
Blue ID: You get a piece of fish flavored gum
Green ID: You become an honorary australian for today and cannot be called a pooftah.
Orange ID: you become the Alzheimers meme.
Red ID: you realize that you took the black pill, and the only way to reverse it is to post a funny meme
White ID: Tube man takes you on a totally tubular adventure
Brown ID: You move to Ireland and sprout a mustache overnight
Black ID: Death by Snuu Snuu
Gold ID: You now have an insatiable fetish for vespa scooters.
Purple ID: You listen to Darude Sandstorm.
Pink ID: Mittens shares access to their private furry hentai collection with you
For bonus fun
If your ID starts with G: You become 1 inch taller
If your ID starts with O: You become best friends with trump, but everybody on 4chan knows
If your ID starts with 7: You become very smug
If your ID starts with U: you get baited by fake news and start a rally
If your ID starts with 5: You can’t stop thinking about onion rings.
If your ID starts with N: You gain the ability to find /Bant/ GF
For extra bonus fun
If you get dubs: You may smooch anyone in the thread without repercussions
If you get Trips: The poster above you is now a penguin
If you get Quads: Moot is reborn as your next child, and you may choose anyone in the threat to have this child with.
Have Fun!