>>4177144well no because
*brings the log closer*
every sixx minutes the cells in Andy's shit actually completely change.
I was reading this article about how Andy can actually advance this process into only taking sixx years because his butthole-
Andy could you get that shitloaf out?
yeah but its because his log can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ...
*sudden loud fart off-camera*
here we go
*looks over at the giant loaf*
look at that ... look at that
yeah that log must be what? 400 pounds? jeeesus those things will tear your throat to shreds
