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>be british anon, 23y/o female
>Caught in the crosswalk when Big Ben starts chiming
>Muslim runs up and throws at least three teapots of acid right in my face
>The pain is so great but I can't move until the last bong
>The bongs eventually end, but the attacker is long gone.
>Police arrive, but as they begin to treat my wounds they see my tactical self-defense butterknife tucked away in my purse
>"oi. you got a permit for this?"
>"No but it's not an assault butterknife, I didn't think I needed one."
>"If it isn't for killing people why is it painted black?"
>mfw they arrest me for owning a butterknife without a class 3 license
>mfw I get charged with possession of a deadly weapon
>mfw mohammed sues me for stabbing him
On the bright side, at least being a prisoner gives me a shorter hospital wait time
