Undeniable Proof: Jesus is the bastard son of Julius Caesar
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Caesar never died he escaped
>In 44 BC, Caesar escaped Rome after his assassination attempt, but was presumed dead
>Caesar traveled to Roman Judea, where he lived until his death
>In BC 16, he met a peasant girl named Mary. He financially took care for her and she allowed him to have sex with her, despite the fact that he was 83 years old
>In the year BC 14, Mary gave birth to his child, who would go on to be known as Jesus
>Jesus would later be crucified at the age of 44.
This is likely the reason for Jesus's divinity. The Roman Emperors showed some divine powers, it would make since for Jesus to.
So Jesus spent most of his childhood thinking he was just some bastard and didn't even know one of his parents. Than it turns out that he is actually the rightful heir to the greatest position in the world.
