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>be American
>doorbell rings
>wife rolls in on mobility scooter
>wife shoots door
>tip wife
>son shoots wife
>tip son
>dog runs in dragging a AK47 on full automatic
>get shot by dog
>roll fat bleeding body to door
>peek out through holes
>dead mailman on porch
>push tip under door
>think about moon landing one last time
>die
>leave son with the medical bill
