>>19530363"Lemme tell y'all something. Ah ain't jes' some pretty face showin' up in y'all's ring, all full'o'hot air and buffoonery. Ah've wrestled on every continent on this here world, ah've held titles all over th'place, and now? Now ah want to add some WWA gold to mah accolades. Th'WWA's got some fine ass wrasslers, ah ain't denyin' that, yer champions are pretty good and all but...ah'll be blunt with y'all: ain't a single one of 'em on the level of this here Beatrice Bunny!"
She began to pace back and forth across the ring, rattling off names as she continued her rant. "Onigiri? Ah'll eat that lil' rice ball whole! Ava Mortis? Ah'll beat 'er so bad she'll be turnin' to God within the week! And speakin' of God..."
She came to a stop in the middle of the ring, turning to look straight toward the camera. Her voice became slightly more serious in tone, though she never lost the great big flashy grin on her face. "Girl, yer ass has been sittin' pretty at th'top of things fer too damn long. Ya better bet ah'm gonna come gunnin' fer ya, as soon as ah get some wins and accomplishments here under mah belt. Until then, keep that title nice and shiny fer me. Ah plan on comin' fer it sooner rather than later, so don't ya worry, ah won't keep ya waitin' for too long before ah come knockin' at yer door."
She took a deep breath, her gloved fingers gripping the microphone harder as she brought her debut promo to a conclusion.
"WWA...consider this a warnin'. Ah'm a nice gal and all, but in this ring? Ah ain't nobody's friend. Come and face this here Beatrice Bunny, and ah'll make sure yer never forget my name. Ah'm here to win, and that's exactly what ah'm goin' to do..."
With those final words she dropped the microphone, leaving the WWA audience abuzz at the arrogant declarations of the company's newest signing.
