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>decide to go a cafe with gf
>I said "I know cozy cafe called segregado that has delicious panini and cafe au lait"
>We went there
>decide to play some valentines day dub step music to make atmosphere a little more romantic
>swarmed by literal bugs grabbbing and me and attacking me
>don’t know what they want
>they start to physically attack me
>date is ruined
>girlfriend runs away crying
>turns out they speak English. the music was too loud for them and they never figured out how to talk to ask in a polite manner.
>Japanese girlfriend gone, life ruined, have to move back to US
>illegal immigrant hits my car first week I’m back
