>>1865302Reminder that in the actual Illiad, that wasn't made by Jews, Menelaus doesn't get killed like a bitch but rather he goes to Troy, offers hecatombs, fucks shit up, offers more hecatombs, and then takes that his wife back home to Sparta where she realizes the error of her ways and they live happily ever after. Also, Achilles is a faggot who weeps/laments on the beach for like 90% of the story over his stolen slave girl and dead boyfriend, before finally killing Hector and then the story ends because Homer said fuck it.