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>at school, grade 7
>everything's boring except for afterschool activities
>today, I skipped my afterschool activities
>I had a plan, and I was set on it
>walk into the bathroom
>I look at the soap dispenser, what an innocent, undefiled soap dispenser
>brute force it off
>low on soap, perfect
>I jump up on the sink countertop
>drop my pants
>crouch over the soap dispenser
>try to shit
>constipated.bmp
>shit, and quite literally in this situation
>try to push it out, Fucking Hurts
>it's practically cutting up my asshole, it bloody hurts
>finally shit
>the clunk of it hitting the bottom of the dispenser is the sound of my victory
>realize I I have to wipe my ass
>get toilet paper, wipe ass
>dump it on the floor to add insult to injury
>look at my work, cackle with sheer malicious intent
>go home
>back in school next morning
>listening to announcements, nothing interesting
>"Someone defecated into the soap dispenser in the boy's bathroom."
>laugh maniacally on the inside, the damage has been done
>the man on the PA is one flick away from thorough anger, it sounds like he wants to throw a table across the room
>hilarious
>bloody hilarious
