>>16346471Based advice.
Get yourself a halfway decent road bike and while you're putting miles behind you, flirt with some hotties and grab their digits. Before you know it you'll be...
NEVER MIND
>>16346457>I'd "betray" her as soon as she turns 25. Women are garbage and i'm not going to dedicate my time to them if they're old.You ARE fucking hopeless.
I'm always the sympathetic to anons like you, but holy shit, you are so beyond delusional.
Again, I feel like I'm being trolled by this memeflag too because I have a hard time believing anyone can be this blackpilled.
I thought I was bad...yikes!