>>18689893>NI->BLACK!?>OFFICER ONI IS ONIGIRI YOU DIMWIT!>And Steeli Yastuffi doesn't even live here!>I know practically everyone in this town and there ain't no arab men or women around!>At least not since September 12, 2001, but that's besides the point!>I'M CO-Corn Girl assesses the situation and looks at the state of Porkchop. She then looks back at Police Girl and listens to her blubbering cries. As much as Corn Girl likes to think the best of people, she realizes that anyone that would fall for an obvious ploy by Onigiri would be too obtuse to listen to reason at this point.
>I . . . I cannot take it anymore, infidel!>Uhhh, yes.>Salem My Lake Yum!>It is I, the villainous Steeli Yastuffi!>You have caught me but I fear your friend needs medical help!>AND SOON!>Why don't we call a truce for now and I will report to the STPD precinct and be jailed for all my crimes!>Uhhh . . . yeah . . . let's do that!>Also, I'd like to come clean and confess that I Steeli Yastuffi, was actually in cahoots with Onigiri.>But both you idio- heroes have made me see the error of my ways.Corn Girl puts her rifle down.
>You have got me, infidel!>Darn it!>Me and Onigiri who is uhhh, the twin sister of Officer Oni, planned this all along.>She was going to have Officer Oni tell you to find me here and I was to distract you so she could commit crimes all over Spaghetti Town while ST's finest were in this hick hovel! >DEATH TO AMERICA!>I suggest you get that haram ham to the STGH pronto!>And once you do, call for the the National Guard, DHS, CIA, DEA, ICE, FBI, FIB, the Army, Navy and Airforce for backup since I heard Onigiri was harboring several persons of interest at her villa!> . . . >Also, she called you and your porcine partner . . . >I don't want to say it . . .> . . .>Onigiri, called you guys FATTY PATTY AND LARDO CALORIESIAN!>Yeah . . she . . . uh also did a 5 hour monologue that she turned into a 2 hour comedy special all about how fat you are! 