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Why did you potato patties decided to cuck yourselves with Catholicism instead of sticking with your Celtic Christianity with eldritch horrors and fomorians arriving on a portal to invade Ireland, and fianna bands battling tribes of curmudgeons and wererabbits/pookas for almighty God?
I'm not even fucking religious, but I'd convert to any denomination that prays to eldritch horrors.