>>19556736Cupid:
>No matter how many arrows I fire for you the best thing you’ll get is probably some lowly basement slug who spends an inordinate amounts of his life on internet forums and training his computer to generate 2D women to roleplay with other cretins to get his rocks off.*Cupid laughs.*
Mary Mia:
>O-O-Oh, yeah!?>Well->We all know that if you hadn’t used your arrows I would’ve been prom queen of our senior year!Cupid:
>*gasp*>As if!>Heaven High may have been Squaresville but even they knew better than to vote for you!>And I only used my arrows because you snuck in a miracle to turn the water into wine to try and sway the votes!Mary Mia:
>WHO TOLD Y->I DID N->Just give me the bow!*Mary Mia grabs the bow but Cupid manages to grab onto it as well.*
Cupid:
>HEY!>LET GO YOU, IDIOT!>YOU NEED A PERMIT TO U-Mary Mia:
>GIVE IT HERE, YOU FLYING FLOOZIE!Cupid:
>WE BOTH HAVE WINGS YOU BRIDAL BIMBO!*The two fight over the bow while intermittently clawing at each other. Cupid Gets the upper hand and locks Mary Mia into a rear naked choke.*
Cupid:
>HAD ENOUGH!?>THEY CALL THIS ONE CUPID’S CHOKE HO-Mary Mia grabs Cupid’s quiver and starts hitting Cupid with it.
>OWWW!*bonk*
>QUIT IT-*bonk*
>HEY TH-*bonk*
>YOU BITCH!*bonk*
An arrow dislodges from the quiver and slides onto the floor. It continues to slide as the two angels stare at it zipping farther and farther away.
