>>15199198Think about the Apple store in 2007. Oooh gee whiz look how shiny where are the cash registers lmoa. Today you go in there like it’s a chore. You can feel the estrogen seeping from the walls and oozing from the pores of their spiritually defeated customers and obese coomer employees. No one is happy in the Apple store to say the least. Meanwhile Bucee’s is a shrine to wanderlust and the indomitable spirit of American achievement. It’s bustling inside. It’s fast paced. People are smiling. It’s a genuinely wholesome experience as weird as it sounds to say about a gas station.
